Mega Awesome!

It started innocently enough.

I was separated from those jerks who still owe me money my friends, and left to fend for myself. But that was all right! For, you know, I am Lemina Ausa! Junior Premier of the Magic Guild of Vane! As such, I have EXCELLENT survival skills! For instance, my haggling skills are second to none! As long as there are merchants to haggle with, there are Leminas that will have their necessities -- half-price!

But things quickly went mega-bad. And I do mean MEGA.

You see, I was simply minding my own business and on the verge of civilization (FINALLY!), when I suddenly felt fingers sliding into my most private of places.

That's right; some mega-JERK decided to try to pick my purse!

I taught HIM a lesson, believe you me, but after taking a good look at him, I came to a startling realization.

That's right; the undead apparently are attempting to acquire capital with which to form a rival magic guild. I admit I'm no saint when it comes to acquiring funds, but at least I don't resort to petty THEFT!

I, Lemina Ausa, refuse to stand for it! What IS this world coming to when the dead come back to life and try to steal gold from the living? How do those fiends SLEEP at night?! Do they even sleep at all? Ah, that doesn't even MATTER!

I will combat this crisis, and I will combat it MYSELF, if need be! Somebody needs to teach these villains that there are perfectly legal methods of acquiring funds, and I'm most definitely a somebody!

Ah, speaking of which -- when I do fix your undead thief problem, village of Camp Fuck You Die, I'll be sure to give you a special discount when I send the bill~ ♥ After all, I'm just that nice! ♥